This past weekend, I spent some amazing time with some of my favorite people. (I will blog on that later)
One of the perks of hanging with my favorite people, is that sometimes, their offspring enter my atmosphere. Generally speaking, if I am kicking it with you, you are cool, and therefore, your kids have a higher chance of being cool as well. I can deal with cool offspring.
One of my tribe, A, birthed a super cool kid named Hannah. (Kristina, you are the bomb-diggity as well, but Hannah specifically asked for a shout out)
Let me give you one example of why Hannah is a super cool kid. Hannah works for a movie theatre. This conversation took place as she was heading out to work on Saturday-
AGS: Hannah, can you bring me some popcorn?
Hannah: You want some popcorn?
AGS: Yeah, I would love some movie theatre buttered popcorn!
Hannah: I will bring you a tub of popcorn!
Hannah leaves for work. Hannah has a break a few hours later. Hannah does the following:
Gets her movie theatre popcorn bucket.
Goes to a popcorn machine.
Has a fresh batch of popcorn popped, and holds the tub up so the fresh popcorn falls directly into the tub.
Places hot, liquid butter in one takeout cup, and popcorn salt in another.
Brings the HOT popcorn, butter, and salt to me on her break.
Seriously?! Can a kid be any cooler?! (had it been a 6-pack of Taco Casa tacos, I might have possibly had a spontaneous orgasm)
*Tacoma, if you don’t know what that “O” word means, ask A.
Hannah recently turned 18, which means she was permitted to be my Facebook friend. She was very excited about reaching this milestone. My Facebook has settled down a lot since A considered it a too dangerous place for her under 18 children. I hope Hannah isn’t too disappointed.
So, this isn’t a blog where I have a rant about something. It’s a blog for my Hannah, because she asked for a shout out. Hannah, I hope you are happy with how I have immortalized you.
You are loved. I don’t do straight vodka shots to celebrate just anyone’s 18th birthday. I also have never offered to get ordained online so I can marry anyone, so consider yourself & Skylar elite. Stay in school, don’t do stupid things, be nice to people, and don’t text & drive.
Readers, I thank you for your patience if you have read this far. I don’t have to rant in every blog. Also, know that if I am asked to give a shout out, I take it seriously.
So until next time,